Re–wr i tten by fif th graders El ise Germany, Sophie Kahler, Perry Lynn Wright, and Camille Carson

He’s silly and he’s kooky, he has a
flying monkey.






He’s altogether goofy with students







of the week.




His office is a museum





where students come to see him.



He gives us lots of noogies and tells




us corny jokes.





That was easy! Hit the gong!




Teddy Top!



So get your Sponge Bob pants on

and catch the helicopter,










We’re gonna pay a call on our


favorite principal!