Thirty-something speaks
I resolve not to drink out of the toilet
Mike Maddock
      It's that time of year again when millions of people around the world resolve to make themselves better human beings. Some pledge to start exercising. Others will go to church more often. Many people will finally get their finances in order.
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Early morning Christmas shopper
      The wandering shopper tries to open the front door at a Family Dollar store, but the door is locked tight. He tries another door. It's unlocked, so in he goes. Instantly the shopper is amazed by the thousands of goodies he sees lining the shelves throughout the store. He doesn't know where to begin, although he's first attracted to the toy aisle.
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
Racial problems in sports
Mike Cox
      I didn't use to be a Charles Barkley fan. He is an Auburn guy, which sends alarm bells ringing in my head. He is also brash, opinionated, and black. None of those are bad (except for the Auburn thing), but people who possess the whole package are usually diametrically opposed to me on most issues.
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