Thirty- something speaks
I'm an American Girl
Mike Maddock
      As the father of two girls I've experienced some stuff over the years that has made me feel slightly less than manly. I've attended multiple tea parties in a pink feather boa. I've been up to my eyeballs in Barbies, princesses, and pink tutus. I've gleefully dined at Disney World with Cinderella, Snow White, and Belle.
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Bank robber's timing is bad
      Rudy is proud his mother always refers to him as an expert planner. But now that her oldest son is in jail awaiting trial for criminal attempt to commit robbery, Rudy's bragging points have become fewer. How did Rudy end up in jail for attempting to rob a bank?
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
Nine- year- old writes How to Talk to Girls
Mike Cox
      By the time I was nine, I had mastered the bicycle, could load a cap pistol, and had a working knowledge of the opposite sex, thanks to information supplied by Joe, my uncle who was three years older than I. Putting organized thoughts down on paper was a long way off, as was communicating with those alien beings most of us referred to as girls.
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