The rowing machine as divine intervention
Mike Cox
In ancient times, miracles were more obvious. Walking on water, parting oceans, and feeding thousands of people with three fish were miracles you could easily recognize. These days, a miracle is an algae growth on an overpass that looks like the Virgin Mary or a politician who tells the truth.
Athletes claim heaven helps with their games and lottery winners say God allowed them to pick the correct numbers. I have always been skeptical about such modern day claims of divine intervention; I hope the Lord has better things to do. But that was before I saw the rowing machine.
For years, I used a worn, rusted rowing machine for workouts. It is an effective way to work up a sweat. Program 30 minutes of Motown into the CD player, then row until the music stops.
When I left Birmingham in 2002 to come to Columbia, I left my rower behind. I had several reasons then, but none seem sensible today. Almost immediately, I regretted my decision. Almost immediately, I began searching for a new one.
I was looking, in vain, for a used rowing machine with simple adjustments and few working parts for under $100. They are harder to find than a Baptist preacher who votes Democrat.
A few weeks ago, I decided I was in a rut and needed to make some lifestyle changes. I wanted to restore necessary order to my existence. I made some adjustments and felt I was close. As a final blow to bring cosmic flow back into my life, I would bite the bullet and pay $169 plus shipping for a new rowing machine.
On my way home the day I decided to order the rower, I saw the remnants of a weekend garage sale still sitting on the side of Kennerly Road. In the middle of a bunch of junk, illuminated by a ray of sunlight, a simple rowing machine rested. A sign propped up nearby read FREE.
Just when I needed a sign from a higher power, there it was. I was making the right changes in my life, the lizard I saved the day before changed my karma, and someone is really looking out for me.
The next morning, I was ready. Music started and I pulled the handles. Otis Redding, The Temptations, The Four Tops, and Marvin and Tammi helped me cut through the imaginary waters. I was no longer a 55–year–old who has trouble getting out of bed. I was revitalized and strong, taking a more direct angle toward a better life.
As James and Bobby Purify closed with Let Love Come Between Us , I was 16 and riding around town on a Friday night. My friends and I were drinking Schlitz and looking for a near mythical 1963 white Ford full of friendly girls.
If we saw the car, our night would be complete. Nothing would materialize, but we had a purpose in life. And that was how I felt this day; a little tired, but energized, and with a real purpose. It was divine.










