By Warner M. Montgomery
Cigarettes have been proven to kill. They kill the smoker, his/her spouse, their children, and their pets. Smokers smell bad, cough a lot, and foul the air. Smokers are the scourge of the information age. More...
The bartender cuts Paulie off a few minutes before closing time. Paulie objects, but Eugene, the owner of the pub, steps in insisting that Paulie get somebody to drive him home. More...